MY BIG TOE!
Oh, oh my big toe
it won’t, won’t just won’t go
the polish I put on three weeks ago!
Just as I will
just as I may
I can not scrub this nail polish away!
Oh, oh my big toe
it won’t, won’t just won’t go
the polish I put on six weeks ago!
I put it on, oh so strong
bright and orange
now it stays way too long!
Oh, oh my big toe
it won’t, won’t just won’t go
the polish I put on twelve weeks ago!
These little toes have peeled away
slowly but surely day by day
yet this big toe, causes me GREAT DISMAY!
Oh, oh my big toe
it won’t, won’t just won’t go
the polish I put on twenty-four weeks ago!
From spring to fall
you can not see
my little toes at all!
But oh, oh my big toe
it won’t, won’t just won’t go,
survives through summer sun,
and winter snow!!
(This was a funny one based off of my nail polished big toes, that never comes off, when my other nails manage to peel off in a week!)
by Emily W. and Christina S.
Filed under: Christina S., Emily W., Humor, Poetry Tagged: Funny, Poem